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Dec 31st

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The Divorced Barbie

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers he has to get his daughter’s Christmas present. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbies in the window?” The salesperson answers “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for 19.95€, Shopping Barbie for 19.95€, Beach Barbie for 19.95€,...

Dec 30th

I’ve become a reblog maniac, and it’s kinda bad… My blog sickens me… SOOOOOooo…. I shall type some random rant so that there will be something SLIGHTLY original on here…. Unfortunately I should preobably go and study analytical chemistry, as I have been putting it off for 2 entire days now. FAIIIIL. MAJOR FAIL. I WILL post a rant. After I learn to calculate...

Dec 30th

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure...”

– Albert Einstein (via kari-shma)

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Charizard’s revenge…. Take that bitch!!! www.dorkly.com/video/4534/charizard

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...

i’m usually like

Dec 28th

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“Developing logical thought helps make problems go away.”

– http://www.lumosity.com/blog/logical-reasoning/ Very sneaky neuroscientists…. VERY SNEAKY.

Dec 28th

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Dec 25th

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I want your nails scraping down the back of my...

Ooooh er…

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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“I only drink to make other people seem interesting.”

– George Jean Nathan (via bitchville) (via allylovesthem) (via jeveuxtarevanche-, bitchville) (via thisamazinglife) (via 4lexander)

Dec 23rd

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Sasha against the world

The world has made an honest attempt at killing me today… And I still have 5 hours to survive. More bad things had happened to me by lunch than you can think posible. And things haven’t improves since.

Dec 22nd

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streeter: collegehumor: A Very Ke$ha Christmas: Her stocking’s stuffed and her tree is trimmed. Here’s another Ke$ha joint from Sarah and I. Remember the first one?! I really hate to say this but I think Ke$ha is my muse.

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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UNI! HURRY UP AND END ALREADY!!!!!

For a catholic country, Spain is surprisingly lax about Christmas and the FREE TIME (aka vacation)that it entails. Term doesn’t officially end until the 23rd!!!!!!! UGH!

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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They put some of the most random crap on MTV...

… I just listened to a song by some random red-haired woman with a dodgy accent singing about how she’s the queen “beech”. It was odd. And now they’ve put on a song of gypsy origin about how she’s not a tourist. It is odd. “No soy una turista en esta ciudad” ODD. After listening to this I feel cheated, because this song makes yout think that some...

Dec 20th